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  1. d.fish
    d.fish Biigoh
    Perhaps the problem with the "realistic" type Pokemon stories is that there is a focus on being too dark, or too internal, or just on Pokemon, when the darkest thing is the human heart
  2. Hiyuki
    Hiyuki KingNecron101
    Hello King, will you update the story of King of Curses again? It was one of my favorites on the site.
    1. KingNecron101 likes this.
    2. KingNecron101
      KingNecron101
      Yes, I definitely plan to! Just finished exams and am going on vacation so probably in like a week or so I will have another update.
      May 5, 2024 at 5:09 PM
      Hiyuki likes this.
    3. Hiyuki
      Hiyuki
      Nice! Thanks for responding, I'll look forward to it.
      May 5, 2024 at 5:17 PM
  3. Zackman2k12
    Zackman2k12 awaythrow530
    maybe apoligise on their profile like this. or PM idk.
  4. Konb
    Konb wolfFry1132
    :thumbs_up: thanks for readin
  5. d.fish
  6. CasualDegenerate
  7. ArsMagna1337
    ArsMagna1337
    I like finding small Vtubers and making people know they exist.
  8. d.fish
    d.fish Alaabalanalah
    cultivation world I sleep
    loli cultivation world real shit
    1. Florian likes this.
    2. Florian
      Florian
      Loli cultivation is just joining the Sabbath in Mge.
      May 5, 2024 at 3:37 PM
    3. Alaabalanalah
      Alaabalanalah
      police: omoshiroi
      May 5, 2024 at 3:45 PM
  9. d.fish
    d.fish Biigoh
    With cheating and cuckoldry comes either separation or forgiveness, and since to NTR is to put on a green hat, sometimes, shades of green are called "forgiveness green"
  10. Shuten of the Flowers
    Shuten of the Flowers
    Lulu(Final Fantasy 10) or Sakura Matou(Fate/Stay Night)?
  11. Nectar
    Nectar
    Go touch some photosynthesizing organisms.
  12. d.fish
    d.fish Xicree
    I saw this one pokemon trainer who found a wild dratini in the safari zone, so he sent out his dratini and told it to find that wild dratini, and if it's female, seduce it, if it's male, bend it and then seduce it
    1. Xicree and ZurigaSungama like this.
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    3. d.fish
      d.fish
      because straight
      May 5, 2024 at 4:32 PM
      Xicree likes this.
    4. Xicree
      Xicree
      Ew... that's you not me :P

      Clearly it's the female that needs bending then.
      May 5, 2024 at 5:13 PM
      d.fish likes this.
    5. d.fish
      d.fish
      Noi, noi, noi, his dratini is a boy
      May 5, 2024 at 5:37 PM
  13. d.fish
    d.fish Biigoh
    Senzu bean recover hymen, yes or no? Hm. All these pictures of pregnant Vegeta. Hm.
  14. d.fish
    d.fish Silver W. King
    You know it's a bit weird to see a guy call himself "harem master" because usually the one in charge of the harem is the first wife, or the wife with the most weight in power dynamics, or in ancient times, it's the empress, so it's like, you know, a guy calling himself his own wife or something
    1. Silver W. King likes this.
    2. Silver W. King
      Silver W. King
      Self-love.
      May 5, 2024 at 1:52 PM
      d.fish likes this.
    3. d.fish
      d.fish
      So it's basically saying his hands are his harem masters
      May 5, 2024 at 1:59 PM
      Silver W. King likes this.
  15. d.fish
    d.fish Biigoh
    The Chinese names of Diglet and Dugtrio are Gopher and Three Gophers
    1. Milkers99 likes this.
  16. d.fish
    d.fish Xicree
    I saw this one pokemon battle where trainer tells their milotic to use charm, and the milotic was like she didn't want to because the opponent is too ugly, and this caused the opponent to collapse into tears instead
    1. Xicree likes this.
  17. d.fish
    d.fish Silver W. King
    Sometimes, I feel like I'm too stupid because I always seem to miss things. Like, when I was watching Pokemon, without me realizing it, Pikachu knew how to use iron tail, and I'm just sitting there thinking to myself, when did that happen?
    1. Silver W. King likes this.
    2. Silver W. King
      Silver W. King
      There's a theory that Ash got Pikachu when he's max leveled and the problem throughout the series is either bonding with Pikachu or getting him to use his true power, or for Pikachu to stop subconsciously holding back.
      May 5, 2024 at 11:52 AM
      Lucho9 and d.fish like this.
    3. d.fish
      d.fish
      But it doesn't explain how someone as dumb as Ash is able to learn Pikachu could use iron tail off screen! It's like me waking up one day and realizing that many of my high school classmates have already married and have kids, when did this happen
      May 5, 2024 at 11:56 AM
      Lucho9 and Silver W. King like this.
    4. Silver W. King
      Silver W. King
      T_T Same.
      May 5, 2024 at 12:03 PM
      Lucho9 and d.fish like this.
  18. d.fish
    d.fish Zam138
    *dips zam in sauce*
  19. d.fish
    d.fish Biigoh
    "When in doubt in the cultivation world and asked of where you got your cheat system rewards, you can always push the blame onto a nameless and mysterious elder in the jianghu who gave you things for a cryptic reason."
  20. Sixx
    Sixx
    I am the one who LURKS.
  21. lancelot
    lancelot NimtheWriter
    I like your Shirou Nanoha crossover and look forward to showing up with some added harem/poly smut... let me keep my dreams. Do you know how rare a decently long Nanoha cross is with a male MC?
  22. d.fish
    d.fish Zam138
    its not really yuzu pepper sauce but it basically is yuzu pepper sauce I just called it pomelo wasabi because that's what it be
    1. Zam138 likes this.
  23. d.fish
    d.fish Biigoh
    I feel a reason why realism pokemon stories never feel real is because there's a lack of real feeling history in setting.

    Like if you look at real world history, then silph co should be a survivor of the government targeting zaibatsus after the previous wars, while giovanni should be remnant of the era where entrepreneurs had to do shady shit, like
    1. FTR2017 and Biigoh like this.
    2. d.fish
      d.fish
      It just feels different than people just writing "gritty" or whatever, since they are usually without the layers of conflict, politics and history from previous generations inherent to a real world

      like there's a difference between knowing this is a fantasy setting and using "fantasy setting" as an excuse to be lazy about world building
      May 5, 2024 at 4:47 AM
      FTR2017 and Biigoh like this.
    3. d.fish
      d.fish
      you know like, for example, giovanni's existence is reasonable because he is in an era where strict institutions are not in place, while the ecobomy just crashed so people needed a way of living

      so it's not like rockets apeared out of no where but out of necessity
      May 5, 2024 at 4:49 AM
      FTR2017 and Biigoh like this.
  24. timefrozenflesh
    timefrozenflesh Random Omnipotent Being
    *claps hands* alright ol’ pal, what’s the chance of me getting isekai’d? I’ll take basically anywhere, from Pokémon to Worm. Please and thank you!
  25. Vergil1989 Crossover King
    Vergil1989 Crossover King October Daye
    Hey, hope you're doing good October. :D Haven't seen anything for Pound the Table for a while, and was curious if you planned to keep it going, assuming your RL isn't too busy I mean. At any rate, take care!
    1. October Daye likes this.
    2. October Daye
      October Daye
      I do. Just busy. And stuff.
      May 5, 2024 at 6:38 AM
  26. timefrozenflesh
    timefrozenflesh Ziz
    I just randomly saw your profile cause it looked interesting and it lead me straight to Tinkering with Life, so thanks for the sort-of recommendation.
    1. Ziz
      Ziz
      Your welcome i guess?
      May 5, 2024 at 7:14 AM
      timefrozenflesh likes this.
  27. Narwhale
    Narwhale
    Suffering from suffering
    1. ZurigaSungama
      ZurigaSungama
      I wish you a speedy and complete recovery.
      May 5, 2024 at 4:32 AM
  28. Nihilea
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    2. ZurigaSungama
      May 5, 2024 at 2:33 AM
  29. havefeith
    havefeith Lord Trent Blackmore
    Hey, you haven't posted in a while. You doing okay? Not too tired or anything? I know I've been having issues sleeping. Been staying up until 2AM because my brain refuses to allow my night meds to work. So it has me waking up around 10AM.
    1. havefeith
      havefeith
      Also, is that pocky in Juri's mouth, or a cigar(ette)?
      May 5, 2024 at 1:42 AM
    2. Lord Trent Blackmore
      Lord Trent Blackmore
      Just haven't gotten my mojo going for a lot of stuff. And it's pocky.
      May 5, 2024 at 3:21 AM
  30. Nihilos
    Nihilos
    There should be a rule that pain in your ass managers get jumped after three strikes by their employees.